Stoney

This dude Sam Abercrombie who looks like the lost 8th Dwarf of Snow White fame. He is constantly smiling, laughing, and smoking.

Me: "Hey Stoney, wanna drive me to Waffle House?"

Stoney: "Hahahahahahahaha"

Me: "Nah, really dude, wanna go get some waffles?"

Stoney: "Yeah dude, wanna get high first?"

by Roger Watts April 3, 2005

Stoney

A stella drinking sheep shagga

He had a Stoney night

by Rach December 20, 2003

stoney

To be "stoned" --as in what Katherine Tramel did the police in Basic Instank, showin off her "V"--by a co-worker going commando, preferably in a meeting or large office gathering, or a retreat.

OMG did you see that vedgie, man you just got stoney-ed.

by BTTL July 13, 2006

Stoney Vibes

are the emotional signals of being kinda STONED a person gives out to those around them with their body language and social interactions. 🔥 STONEY VIBES MAN 💨✌️

🔥 Dr.Dre The Chronic and The Chronic 2001 have a Stoney Vibes feel to it!
🔥 I love the Stoney Vibes feel when I walk into a dispensary.

by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019

Stoney Love

it’s an experience and expression while being kinda STONED from consuming
CANNABIS that everyone can understand, regardless of who they are, what language they speak or where they live in the universe man..
🔥Stoney LOVE Man💨

🔥 After toking a couple bowls I felt like spreading positive STONEY LOVE Peace Man.
🔥 Stoney Love and Dank Vibes

by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019

Stoney Jones

Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.

When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.

by jdub31979 January 11, 2012

Stoney Crab

How one describes themselves under the influence of marijuana

Dude I’m a Stoney crab off that joint pull.
Bro did you see Declan turned into a Stoney crab off that bong rip.

by BangerFlags August 19, 2020