Slobbing meat

To preform oral sex on a man, typically a blowjob with a copious amount of saliva

Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat

by DinoPrice January 13, 2017

Grave Slobbing

Instead of taking stuff away from a grave (grave robbing) you are adding to the grave site.

Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.

To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.

Steve 'Hey dude do you feel bad you will never get your revenge on Mike for bullying you?'.

John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.

by sherav October 20, 2012

power stabbing

Attempting to plug in a device in the dark or behind an object such as a desk. The limited view of the outlet leads to an act similar to stabbing a homeless person in an alley.

I shocked myself last night power stabbing so my laptop battery wouldn't die causing me to miss the money shot.

by Mattattat September 19, 2007

fanny-stabbing

The act of sexual copulation

when 2 or more people are fanny-stabbing a female.

by jacksta101 August 26, 2009

tipsy sobbing

when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.

Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're already tipsy sobbing.

by lilyandyy December 27, 2021

Back Stabbing Buttfucker

Someone who betrays you in a way that profits them, but leaves you out in the cold. They could have acted as you friend or loyal business partner initially, but took an opportunity to screw you over royally.

I thought we were close until that back stabbing buttfucker ran off with my girlfriend.

by assholeBrubaker March 17, 2010

stumbling

noun.
the act of bopping haphazardly around the internet by hitting the "stumble" button on an installed "StumbleUpon.com" toolbar added to your browser--the button will take you to a random site of interest to you (based on preferences you set up before) that you are lead to "stumble upon" because others with similar interests liked it. "Stumbling" the internet is fast becoming an activity as understandable to computer regulars as what simple googling is known to be.

Yeah, ever since Roger downloaded his new SU toolbar, he's off stumbling for hours and tells all his friends googling for fun stuff can't hold a match to the great sites he finds when stumbling.

by galcoolest August 25, 2005