to fail at putting makeup on... aka: Winter Soldiering
Also... that damn dapper, sexy actor who kind of looks like that guy you know
Also... that damn dapper, sexy actor who kind of looks like that guy you know
Pauline! I was trying to do a cat eye/smokey eye and I went and Sebastian Stanned my face. Pinterest tutorials suck.
Sebastian Stan's hair is like sailing on dark waters. You don't know whats underneath, but you just want to grab it and hold on.
Sebastian Stan's hair is like sailing on dark waters. You don't know whats underneath, but you just want to grab it and hold on.
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a phrase used by fans of the group, otherwise known as orbits, usually posted on social medias such as Twitter or Youtube.
orbits: STAN LOONA COWARDS
someone: who-
orbits: shhhhh *shoves hi high mv in their face* stan loona *disappears in the shadows*
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your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia
his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)
you: cum stain stan fucked my underaged daughter again, and i think she's pregnant this time
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too
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