Shit Stick

A cheap cigar; typically one that can be bought at a gas station or discount tobacco shop.

"Don't waste your time smoking that shit stick! If you're gonna have a cigar, buy a good one."

by grouchodude July 4, 2006

shit stick

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.

by r October 3, 2004

Shit Stick

A shit so big, that when pinched off, slaps the back of your ball sack.

I had to give my balls a thorough rinsin after that SHIT STICK

by andravian February 27, 2011

shit sticks to the lion

synonym.

When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.

1.
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion

2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!

by twotoTandy March 26, 2008

Shit Stick

The sex organ of a homosexual.

When the bot boy pulled out he looked down and noticed his shit stick.

by zygmund July 27, 2003

Shit Stick

Toilet plunger.

Whey you lay down a coil the size of Texas and it won't go down, use the shit stick.

by Ebin October 29, 2002

shit stick

Used in a outhouse during winter to knock down the frozen feces piling up near the opening.

I was afraid to sit on the seat until I used the shit stick to knock over the frozen poop

by Humpbacks October 3, 2016