An annoying person. Typically a female, but a boy can be a Shalyssa too. They act like your friend, but really a Shalyssa is a major jerk. Watch out next time someone new joins your friend group, you might not discover they're a Shalyssa until it's too late!
She's a fake friend. Total Shalyssa.
by chickennugget104 May 15, 2016
Get the shalyssa mug.Shalissa is a fun adventurous girl with a lot of potential. She isn’t afraid to fight a B* and she’s best friends with THICKY Vicky. She’s known for her numerous adventures in high school and she definitely brings the life to the party. She gets guys all of the time cuz she’s really thiccccc🍑🍑. She’s thicker than THICKY Vicky although Vicky will never admit it.
by ShalissaThicc July 9, 2019
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Get the Shalyssa mug.A shalesah is someone who must nap all day and party all night, must be a heavy drinker/smoker and make badass Instagram videos that are awesome. Typically on the short side with B1 hair very top heavy, might fall over. Loves her friends and her money. Very sarcastic for unnecessary reasons that she can’t explain. Loves to see people laugh and stress free.
She is very funny and dramatic from time to time, she loves to keep people guessing and on their toes. Can get on a lot of people’s nerves but she doesn’t care. She can read people very well and gives great advice when she wants to. She supports the ones she love, and loves to see her people thrive. Talks to all but only hangs with a few, very anti social when she wants to be it just depends on the moment.
Is destined to be great in the near future. Loves her family and wants nothing more than to provide and take care of her mother.
She is very funny and dramatic from time to time, she loves to keep people guessing and on their toes. Can get on a lot of people’s nerves but she doesn’t care. She can read people very well and gives great advice when she wants to. She supports the ones she love, and loves to see her people thrive. Talks to all but only hangs with a few, very anti social when she wants to be it just depends on the moment.
Is destined to be great in the near future. Loves her family and wants nothing more than to provide and take care of her mother.
by Hallof_laughter July 23, 2018
Get the Shalesah mug.Person:Has anyone ever said you look like beyonce.Girl;No they usually say i look like shalissa.Person:Who dafuq is dat?Shalissa:ME BITCH
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