Stevie Wonder Dump

When you've been in the office bathroom for so long that the auto-sensor lights click off and you have to wipe in the dark.

After that chili, I was on the crapper so long it turned into a Stevie Wonder Dump. No idea if I actually finished the wipe until I came out of the stall and the lights came back on.

by mooshai5 November 13, 2023

Stewied

to receive something that is not what it seems.
when something turns out to be different than what it initially was perceived to be.

In 1984 Major League Baseball pitcher Dave Stewart was arrested in Los Angeles for the solicitation of a prostitute who turned out to be a male masquerading as a female.

Dave got Stewied!

by team ocho January 14, 2008

Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective

The private dick who will go as low as low can go to solve a case. Even sleeping with rancid birds low.

I would of got away with it, If it hadn't of been for that Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective Bastard!!

If Dirty Stevie Private Dick comes around lads slip him that brown envelope, hel keep the vegans away.

by Stevie Steel Private Dick May 31, 2021

Stevie Wonder From Down Under

When you order a vodka and prune juice, because you won’t even see that shit coming

Bob ordered a Stevie Wonder from down under because he was constipated but wanted to party. He never even saw that shit coming last night

by Analcrusader March 7, 2026

Stevie Wonder From Down Under

When you order a vodka and prune juice, because you won’t even see that shit coming

Bob ordered a Stevie Wonder from down under because he was constipated but wanted to party. He never even saw that shit coming last night

by Analcrusader March 7, 2026

crank dat stevie wonder

when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.

"last night, i crank dat stevie wonder on tyquesha, she coudn't see for days"

by Melissa Mayse April 13, 2008

Dirty Stevie

Would do anything on two legs, one leg, even no legs. Thinks with his dick, would even go for anal after the women has ate a sweetcorn curry and downed a bottle of Laxative.

Went to weight watchers day one and wanted to pull a dirty Stevie.

by No gnomes sherlock July 21, 2021