Stew

Faeces, the type where it's watery and has chunks in.

I stewed my pants

When did you last have stew in your pants?

I need a stew

by Stewy Pid May 18, 2009

Stew

When one leaves a shit and piss in the toilet for the next person to view and deal with.

Oh My God! Somebody left their stew.
Somebody stewed all over the place

by Yeemyster March 6, 2010

Stew

A goofy looking, hump-backed individual, that resembles Mr. Burns from the Simpsons, except with less athletic ability.

Yo, you alright today? That Stew got you looking like a ghetto quasimodo!

by Hozay23 August 23, 2010

stew

A short way to say the word 'stupid'. Fun to say, and more insulting than saying the word 'stupid'.

"2 times 2 equals 5, right?"

"It equals 4, stew!"

by somechild February 6, 2013

Stew

A fun party game for all that involves a magical wand, usually a crayon piggy bank, or a magical animal to guide you through the game's ultimate quest

I had so much fun playing Stew last night!

Man, my magical bunny led me down the wrong path, now I'm going to lose stew!!

by stormtrooper69 November 22, 2011

stew

n.

1. A dish cooked by stewing, especially a mixture of meat or fish and vegetables with stock.

2. Informal (for a man) an ex-boyfriend/ex-husband of a present (or prospective) female lover, with whose thorny memory and existence he has to deal daily.

3. Informal Mental agitation: in a stew over the lost keys.

4. Archaic A brothel. Often used in the plural.

(1) As burning AEtna from his boiling stew Doth belch out flames. --Spenser

(2) Man, I can't get over that fucking stew!

by Saint Augustine April 18, 2003

Stew

Soup that isn't soup

Hey is that stew a soup or not a soup?

by Th-o-mas June 23, 2020