Stewart

UA - Unauthorized Absence

SSgt. - "Smith"
PFC Smith - "Here"
SSgt. - "Stewart"
Sgt. Lexington - "UA!"

by JediSkilz December 19, 2008

Stewart

a dirty ass hair

I put a stewart in his hamburger.

by astew-art October 23, 2008

Stewart

Usually a useless oaf. So used to lying he doesn't know who he is. Doesn't have many social skills apart from the skill to get you into bed, but not the skills between the sheets. Big and covered in hair he could be king kongs retarded brother!

That guy was such a stewart, I won't be seeing him again!

by Fruityfudge December 1, 2017

Stewart

Stewart's usually look like baby sloths.

Wow he's a Stewart .-.

by Regina_at_best March 30, 2017

stewart

a rare type of weed that only grows in or near las vegas

that stewart bd got me so high

by niggassaywhat!1111 February 8, 2010

stewarted

Is the act of driving and hitting something your completely oblivious to on the road. Then proceeding to keep driving like it never happened

Man, your really "Stewarted" that stop sign, maybe I should drive home from the bar

by the Famous fister August 15, 2014

stewart

A rather hyper ferret that is gay or just unusually feminine.

Your ferret is hella stewart, don't you think?

by shaynapunim420 May 18, 2006