Sterling Heights

A vacation spot for those who can't leave the country, and wish to travel to Iraq.

Also known as little Baghdad, Sterling Heights has an enormous amount of arabs,who enjoy sitting on their sofas in the garage, and drinking "ahweh" or as others would say, coffee.

While they can't seem to mow their lawns, or take down the Christmas lights in April, they do know how to buy black Escalades with 24 inch rims, and don't forget the tint.

Also, the display of the Virgin Mary wrapped in plastic and with 5 different Rosaries around her neck is very prevalent in the front yards of all arabs.

Oh, and one other thing, if you hear a group of arabs screaming Dakhuit, mariam, or callet, don't be afraid. it's only natural.

"Hey Firas, Dakhuit bro, want to go to cafe mocha in sterling heights and smoke some argeeleh?"

by Firas Hanna April 17, 2009

Donald Sterling

The most racist fuck anyone can ever think of.

Donald Sterling just got banned for life from the NBA, something that should have been done a long time ago!

by 00000069 April 30, 2014

Sherlyn

Sherlyn is outspoken person everybody loves her yes has a lot of problems but her friends are there for her

Mikayla : I'll always be there blood sis
Harley : I'll always be there
Brandon : I'll be there for you
Sherlyn : guys I knew count on you

by Ig-itz.poptart May 10, 2018

Sterlin

Sterlin is a funny, but sometimes crazy guy. He knows the some of the most random and weirdest facts, and also likes attention. But he also has some pretty close friends who knows he likes to joke around a lot.

Girl1: I have a new best friend..
Girl2: Oh really? Whats his/her name?
Girl1: Sterlin.
Girl2: Cool.

by anonymous572 October 26, 2013

sterlington

the worst fucking places in northeast louisiana. the only possible places to eat within a 20 mile radius are johnnys pizza, end zone, and sonic. there isn’t shit to do unless you live in frenchmans bend. everyone’s a raging republican with the holy spirit in their veins. every adolescent in town either has daddy’s money or resides in barely liveable condition. you either drive a nice shiny new chevy or a beat up and manual ford ranger. it was the fastest growing town in the u.s. for a while and now we just have the highest tax rate of any town lmao. don’t go here. you’ll be really underwhelmed.

rando: you ever been to sterlington?
graycen: yeah, i grew up in that shithole

by bigboygb June 5, 2021

Sterling Middle School

Better school at route 7
Full of eggheads

Better people than Seneca
New fights every week
Kinda cool
Kinda dead
Full of heada$$e$
Full of perverted male teachers
Aloooot of Hispanics
Headache
Jail
Retarded ass school
Trash
Shitty

I go to sterling middle school

by Smssmd June 1, 2018

sterling stanley

Really fucking weird. Loves booty hole. Has a horse dick and likes to fuck donkey kong on the side. Always has a girlfriend, but they like it up the ass. sterling doesn't like that so they leave him. he has unicorn posters all over his room and even has on above his bed on the ceiling to masterbate too. and likes to eat out the ass and poon tang. But overall a good person.

sterling Stanley is Really fucking weird. Loves booty hole. Has a horse dick and likes to fuck donkey kong on the side. Always has a girlfriend, but they like it up the ass. sterling doesn't like that so they leave him. he has unicorn posters all over his room and even has on above his bed on the ceiling to masterbate too. and likes to eat out the ass and poon tang. But overall a good person.

by EGGFCKINGROLE May 26, 2017