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steaming jack

First you carve a regular jack-o-lantern. Then you eat a bunch of nasty mexican or chinese food until you need to have some disgusting diarrhea. Do that business in your pumpkin, take everything to the house of someone you don't particularly care for. Light a candle and place it gently on top of your shit. Close the pumpkin up and run away.
Dude I had an asshole professor last semester so on Halloween I left him a steaming jack
by smydanl November 1, 2010
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Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.
During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"
by Undermedicated January 16, 2011
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Steaming fudgecicle

Getting shat on your shaft during anal sex.
When I said I wanted to fuck the shit out of her I really didn't expect my dick to come out looking like a steaming fudgecicle!
by Lgio April 20, 2013
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Steamin' the beans

Covert flatulence. Undercover gas. A secret fart.
"So there I was, having dinner at The White House, steamin' the beans."

"The party goers were curious about the smell. It was clear that someone was steamin' the beans."

"Lawrence accused Edo of steamin' the beans... for the third time that hour."
by Beat Royalty January 12, 2009
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Steaming Richard

The action of stuffing poop into a sock, microwaving it, and then slapping one across the face with it.
If you don't stop doing that, I'll be forced to give you a steaming richard.
by BuckingFastard September 30, 2003
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Steaming T-rav

A cup in Beer Pong that has been buiding up getting warm but it never drinken. Eventually leading to it being poured into cups for the next game so everyone has to drink hot beer that was originally poured 4 games earlier also commonly called a t-rav cup
"Drink that cup you got a Steaming T-rav there"
by Drunk123 May 28, 2009
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Seemin

THIS CAKE IS SEEMIN
by Great Demon Lord September 24, 2019
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