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Steamed hams

Well, seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah, superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
eh.
Oh lee gods! my roast is ruined. But what if.. I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? ho ho ho, delightfully devilish seymour.
SEYMOUR!
Oh, superintendent, I was just, uh stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise, care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven?
Oh, that isn't smoke, It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering haamburgers.
I thought you said we're having steamed clams?
D'oh, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Yes. It's a.. regional dialect.
From what region?
uhh... Upstate new york.
Really? Well I'm from utica, and I never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.
Oh not in utica, no, It's an albany expression.

I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at krusty burger.
Oh, no, Patented skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
For steamed hams
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye-
You kno-
one thing I should..
Excuse me for one second.
Of course.
Well, that was wonderful, good time was had by all, I'm pooped.

Yes, I should be, GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING TH- to be continued
Steamed Hams Is the best art piece ever done.
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Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!
Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!
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Sanchez Steamer

“Don’t even act like you don’t know what a Sanchez Steamer is. Now do it.”
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steaming teabag

placing of one's scrotum on the forehead of another and farting
Dan passed out drunk and his roomie Tim gave him a loud steaming teabag. I laughed and had to do it too!
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Hot Dog Steamers

After a long day of work, I just want to put on my sweatshirt and my hot dog steamers and just relax on the couch.
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Lebron Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer is where you take a crap on somebody. A Lebron Steamer is where you take a crap on Cleveland.
That was a huge Lebron Steamer that coward Lebron James took on us when he decided to go to Miami.
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Steamer McLovin

1) A popular midwest pornstar from the seventies known for exposing himself to Jehova's Witness women every chance he had.
1) When the door opened, the girl from the church was greeted by Steamer McLovin holding his hairy crank. She giggled and then proceeded to drop to her knees and take his purple head into her mouth. Steamer stood with his hands on his hips and said "Witness this, bitch".
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