The stance typically employed by guitarists. It consists of spreading the legs about a little past shoulder width and bending the knees slightly. Often employed by any musician that plays any music that involves headbanging.
Dick Lovgren's Power Stance is at least six feet wide.
That guitarists Power Stance looks like a workout.
That crab-core Power Stance does not look good at all.
That guitarists Power Stance looks like a workout.
That crab-core Power Stance does not look good at all.
by Karl Hungus 5280 September 3, 2010
Get the Power Stance mug.The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.
during gym class......
Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over
Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over
by SuydamGoodName September 17, 2009
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When you hold your significant other firmly around the waist. Used at all times (Sitting, standing, walking, etc) and is a genuine sign of affection. Hold is usually so strong that it turns the other person to an awkward angle.
"Dude, I guess he's pretty serious with her, I mean he had her in the Mayhugh Stance throughout the whole party."
by The Little Enchilada October 26, 2006
Get the Mayhugh Stance mug.Latin for "zero taste," often used by middle-class "artsy" kids in reference to their vehicles which may or may not be giant piles of shit depending on which bong you smoked out of.
Check out Mike's BMW, it has no bumper, a rusted to bitch hood, and roof racks. That shit is stäncé primo!
by TDE30 February 24, 2009
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Get the g-stance mug.An alcoholic drink which consists of a hot pint glass fresh out of the dishwasher (or run under the water of a sink at its hottest setting) filled to the brim with rack/well gin, and consumed as a shot.
"Our friend said he'd have a shot of anything - so we conspired with the bartender to fix him up with a Staunch Ballbag"
"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"
"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"
by stankybferrigno October 18, 2012
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