Statustician

A regular Facebook user who specializes in making statuses that get a ton of likes. This person spends at least 1 hour per day thinking of, and producing, multiple "witty" or "cute" Facebook statuses in order to get the satisfaction of 20 or more likes. After a while, the Statustician begins to accumulate regular "likers" - people who will like the status no matter what it is about. In addition, the statustician will "like" every positive comment on their status and delete any negative ones.

Sam: Wow did you see emily's status last night?
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...

by cohencock November 11, 2011

cobra starship

side project for midtown member gabe that is well-known for it's parody of gwen stefani's "hollaback girl" ("hollaback boy". gabe teamed up with travis from gym class heroes, william from the academy is..., and maja from the sounds to record the single "snakes on a plane (bring it)" from the upcoming "snakes on a plane" movie, which stars samuel l. jackson. a full-length album is expected to be released in fall '06.

wow, that cobra starship band is really good.

by snakess July 14, 2006

Jefferson Starships

Lego bricks with thumb tacks sticking through them or the hybrids from Supernatrual

Fuck, I just stepped on a bunch of Jefferson Starships, and now my foot is bleeding!!!

by og_swag_nigga October 8, 2014

cobra starship

cobra starship kick ass. that's all you need to know.

gabe saporta. alex suarez. ryland blackinton. vicky-t asher. nate novarro.

-We are proud shelf kids !-
-WHO FROZE JESUS?!- (i named my ipod frozen jesus btw)
-Cobrahcam+Shelf Kids= STALKERS WITH PERMISSION

COBRA STARSHIP ROCKS.

by Cobra's #1 Stalker March 14, 2009

Starship Porn

A movie wherein the sole redeeming attribute is a lascivious overview of a spaceship.

Star Trek The Motion Picture is raw Starship Porn.

Suitable only for geeks and trekkers who (at the time) hadn't laid eyes on the Enterprise for several years when the movie came out.

by Dirt Bath January 13, 2010

STARSHIP 7

The new word for the Michael Vick Experience or MV7. In the days prior to his prison sentence with the Falcons, fans would watch their unstoppable scrambling QB and compare it to a thrill ride.

In 2009 Michael would sign with the Philadelphia Eagles and in 2010 he would earn the starting role. Few people believed Vick would ever be as good as he once was, if not, better.

On the night of Monday, November 15th 2010, on his return to the field from an injury suffered against the Redskins a few weeks earlier in the season. Vick would ascend to what Jon Gruden coined as "STARSHIP 7" status; quite simply meaning, he does it all. He is on a whole 'nother level inconceivable to our knowledge of football in the present.

(before gametime)
Adam: "You ready for the game 2nite?"
Ryan: "Yea do you know what time the launch is set for?"
Adam: "What? What Launch?"
Ryan: "STARSHIP 7 is goin' off!!!"
Adam: "OH SHIT!!!!!!"

(facebook status before gametime)
Adam W. is looking to the sky tonight because there are reports that STARSHIP 7 took off on the redskins...

by woody7 November 23, 2010

Statusi

Plural of status

People have a tendency to change their g-chat and facebook statusi way too often.

by HRH,Queenof Washington Heights January 20, 2009