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Statute of LOL Mutations

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.
IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."
by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010
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statueaphobia

A fear of street entertainers.
"Get me away for here, i have statueaphobia"
by LamyyBlud May 13, 2010
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statute of memetations

The minimum amount of time required after a meme has been shared within a group on digital communications for said meme to be reusable within the same group of people.
That meme has recently been sent in this group, thus violating the statute of memetations.
by claydough89 January 28, 2021
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Rocky Statue

Inserting one fist in a girls vagina and the other in her ass, then proceeding to hoist her over your head with both fists raised thus assuming the pose of the rocky statue. Eye of the tiger background music optional.
I rocky statued that girl last night and she ended up in the hospital.

On average 24 women die each year from failed rocky statue attempts.
by Rocky Zalboa April 9, 2007
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Statuette

A female statue, a statue of a woman.
That statuette totally has a nice rack.
by Obyiggi January 12, 2010
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Statue of Cellberty

The act of holding your cell phone up above your head to get better reception. While doing so, one looks like they are holding the torch as Lady Liberty does.
If you perform the Statue of Cellberty in the basement office, you may be able to send that important text
by babarrackass April 24, 2011
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human statue

1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
1. that teacher is a human statue
2.

person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her

person a: was she a human statue
by Urban teffy March 22, 2017
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