statisfied

Receiving a desired number of status updates on the desired intervals. Usually occurs when the desired status updates/intervals catostrophically reduces efficiency.

Greg is statisfied with full page updates every 90 minutes on our progress. Each update requires 60 minutes of labor.

by awesomestockprice October 21, 2011

statisfaction

The sense of euphoria one gets when one sub-contracts some work of a complex / technical / statistical nature to a colleague or external company / consultancy and what you received back was of a very high level of quality, and you were very satisfied with the outcome.

eg work involving decisions and methodology associated with the sampling of persons to take part in Surveys or the analysis of survey data (Multivariate or Conjoint).

"The Supermaket Consumers Segmentation Analysis was done to a high degree of Statisfaction"

by Andrew Zelin December 9, 2008

satisfy my pen

to bring pleasure to someone's pen(is)

When my girlfriend came over, I asked her if she would please satisfy my pen.

by Rob Dietrich April 15, 2004

Oddly Satisfying

Something stupid that idiotic tweens and pathetic SnapChaters use to describe something in their desperately pathetic pursuit in trying to get featured.

*butters toast*

OMIGOSH! This is totes oddly satisfying. Let me Snap it, caption “did I make it Snapchat?”, and hope SnapChat will feature me!

by SaltyOldMan November 30, 2019

Self-Statusfying

the feeling of satisfaction when you've updated your status on a social media network.

to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.

also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction

"Mmmm, I just updated my FB profile with my entire agenda for the day and I feel great! Posting details about my life is very self-statusfying."

by efamilyusa February 4, 2010

statusfy

To satisfy your need for attention by posting your business on facebook.

Tom: "My girlfriend just broke up with me!"
Brad: "That whore. You should totally statusfy your anger."

by Star&Sky1 December 27, 2009

Statusfy

The act of posting or updating your status on one of the many social networking sites.

I'm totally gonna statusfy what John just said!

by mrcpr09 October 22, 2009