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Strighter

A word used by faggots who call people gay and screenshot their profile pictures.
Marcus I'm so strighter
by Usurper slicker February 22, 2015
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starfishery

1.(n.) All things relating to, describing, or being gay.
2.(n.) Another word for yaoi.
3.(adj.) A descriptive term that describes homosexual people or objects.
4.(v.) to be, or in the process of being, flamingly yaoi or gay.
<@The_Apostle> you'd find me outside your window with one of your socks and a bottle of lotion, and probably not much else
<@The_Apostle> so wrong'
<@The_Apostle> my eyes are bleeding
<@The_Apostle> I so regret even thinking that
<@The_Apostle> argh
<@DoWnEr> you desrve those bleeding eyes for trying to put that image into my head
<@DoWnEr> thank god i got a firewall in my head to block all things starfishery
by SkiLLzKid1 July 23, 2008
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starfisherman

A man who regularly engages in the act of inserting his penis into the sphicter of others. In either homosexual or heterosexual encounters, it does not matter.
Big Jim was a master starfisherman and never came back from a voyage without a little shit on his dick.
by illinforyu September 10, 2009
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Later When You're Straighter

Although a freindly parting salutation, this has it's roots planted firmly from the 70's pop culture of under-aged, underground consumption of marijuana and alchohol. This basically means: I have been talking for the last 5 minutes, and now realize that you are not only high, but not capable of understanding simple conversation, which, at this point, we can have at a later time, when you are not in such a state.
Hey bill, did you see that Kiss tickets go on sale on the 5th"Later When You're Straighter", dude!
by Uncle Duke October 22, 2009
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golden starfighters

A ; Have you seen the new event
B ; yeah it's totally golden starfighters
by Unvod July 1, 2024
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Starfisher

Noun. Typically applied to a male in the active pursuit of Muddy Starfish. These will typically be used in recipes served bland with a side of dingleberry or first tenderized and then roasted with a slow burn that can cause unpleasant side effects years later as most starfish are venomous.

Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.
Ever since Roolo became a Starfisher, he does nothing except send mixed signals when offered any other opportunity. It's like he makes it his purpose in life to convince others that they should quit their jobs and become Starfishers!
by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019
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straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.
“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”
by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022
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