stuffies

a stuffed toy monster, most commonly made from fleece or felt.
usually handmade.
are often disturbingly cute.
similar to plushies.

i made a stuffie for my niece's birthday.

i collect stuffies.

i'm trying to come up more designs for stuffies.

by stefania-zee January 17, 2008

stiffie

the state a guy gets when sexually aroused; penis fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can't seem to control their boners

She was so hot that I popped a stiffie right there in class.

by Drexelsage January 2, 2004

Staffle

To increase or decrease something in stages or increments over a specific time period.

Instead of asking for the full increase up front, Vincent agreed to staffle it, and gain the full amount over time.

by Euro English TM October 15, 2009

Staffel

To make smart ass comments with underlying meanings such as, "Of course she did."

Staffel, you own cats!

by Tokyo 6 October 21, 2016

stiffie steve

Probably one of the most unusual and most interesting personality types you will ever find. The Stiffie Steve (Stifferific Steve as it's known in scientific terms), has been described as being similar to a dog with it's pink thing hanging out. By this, we mean that a Stiffie Steve will generally hump anything that isn't nailed down.

Stiffie Steve's natural habitat is club X (porn store). The centralised locations of these stores have been advantageous to the survival of Stiffie Steve.

"Dammit Stiffie Steve, get your tool out of my sister!"
"For the last time, if you're going to make a mess on my couch Stiffie Steve, you're not staying over again..."
"Didn't you already have a wank like 5 minutes ago Stiffie Steve?"

by StiffieSteve May 29, 2008

Saffie

Saffie is an amazing, beautiful and down to earth girl. Always up for a laugh, and will never let down a friend. You don't realise how much of a good friend you've got until something bad happens and then you know that you can't live without a Saffie. A Saffie is someone who I can officially say is a best friend a cool one in fact. Never let a Saffie go who else will be your dancing partner???

Saffie's just amazing man, she couldn't live without a Natalie though

by Natalie Lewis December 21, 2012

staffle womp

It's the exact opposite of waffle stomp

You poop in the shower then proceed to suction cup the poop out of the drain

Alex's sister had to staffle womp her little brothers waffle stomp

by Spanktank44 May 3, 2019