stachaphobia

the fear of mustaches

Jeff Foxworthy's mustache gives me stachaphobia

by JAP tupper July 11, 2010

saachia

The best most awesome most wonderful person ever. Anybody with this name 10/10

"I'm friends with saachia and it's the best"

by Tcuo April 20, 2022

Saachia

Freakishly tall but very patient and sweet. Dresses like Rachel berry.

It's an honour to be friends with saachia

by Tcuo April 20, 2022

tc stachington

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.

(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."

by classikjane March 9, 2015

stashia

Fun loving and always happy. Radiates sexiness . All around the sh*t

She just gives this aura, yeah she's Stashia.

by Jisaac83 December 20, 2016

Staching

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.

After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.

by KingSoggy July 3, 2019

Stathia

smoking. Wait, smoking doesn't compare to this body. If warning signs applied to bodies, she would be plastered with "dangerous tight curve ahead AND below". Watch out!

I crashed my ride again. One of those damn fine Stathia curves.

by ancientgr February 5, 2010