A small private school, at the highest point of Potomac in Montgomery County MD. The tuition is extremely high, therefore the wealthy-encumbered students are seen only in: Polos, Vineyard Vines, Lacoste, and Brooks Bros. The girls are extremely hot sluts (with exception to the few dikes) who are good students, but then get trashed and fuck everyone on the weekend. The academics are highly rigorous, almost all students go to Ivy Leagues, and if you try playing us in golf.. you might as well run-away.
You do you're AP US history homework?
Nah man Im got too trashed last night.

St. Andrews
by Dr. Weber's Bestie September 13, 2012
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A place where all individualality is sucked out of you, like an aphid to a rose. Full of ho's and wanna be pimps, not to mention the preps, why go there?
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A place where all individualality is sucked out of you, like an aphid to a rose. Full of ho's and wanna be pimps, not to mention the preps, why go there? Sadly i do
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Stoner,
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A super ghey school where all the students have at least fifty known STDs. Also, they all take cheap drugs like marijuana and meth, and drink lame ass lite beer.
Gah, you guys, I went to St. Andrews yesterday. I didn't even get out of the car and I contracted gonorrhea.
by Zsa Zsa la Whore October 12, 2006
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This is the fukiest place on earth! How do I know??? I GO THERE! It sux, so don't go there! GO to Westland even though it has a defanision that isn't true! (well, part of it is) S. A's sux and they have a lot of pervs!! And sluts!!
by That girl April 7, 2005
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A cross in the form of an "x" (i.e. the flag of Scotland) used in bondage situations. The subject is attached spread-eagled to the cross, and subsequently tortured.
"While I was up on the cross, my master's put nipple clamps on me and had random passers-by tickle me constantly. It was hott."
by Jehovah in leather chaps July 23, 2005
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The top university in Scotland and consistently in the top 5 in the United Kingdom.

The university itself is dominated by a public school, oxbridge-reject English population. Americans and Germans make up the largest minorities. Small groups of Scottish, Northern Irish, Canadians, Chinese, Indians and mainland Europeans are recognized. You can sum up each subject by the groups that dominate them.

For example, North Americans - International Relations, English - Classics, Chinese and Germans - Economics, all other Brits - Sciences

St Andrews is well known for being the third oldest university in the english speaking world, having the oldest debating team in the world, and even has the oldest student newspaper. With 600 years of quirky traditions (such as Raisin Weekend, Academic families, Pier Walks, and the famous red gowns), the most pubs per student than any other uni town, and a tight knit student body it is no wonder the university has the best student satisfaction rate in the entire UK, earning its title as the Bubble.

St andrews students usually become very successful. Inventing logarithms, being on 100$ American bills, and becoming the future King of the United Kingdom are only a few accomplishments of our alumnae. But no one would be surprised if a St Andrews student was found as a professional wine taster in a posh part of London.
"I hate yahs"
"Don't go to St Andrews University"

"I love Americans"
"Go to St Andrews University"
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