Squiddling

The act of turning into a squid for the purpose of playing multiple fiddles at once with your extra limbs. Usually so you can defeat the devil and save your soul.

Devil: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul.
Johnny: You think summoning a few demons to help will save you?

- Johnny turns into a squid and begins squiddling 4 fiddles at once -

Devil: Noooooo, I didn't know you were a squiddler!

by Bingojosh1 July 6, 2021

squrdiling

Getting slammed in the booty

bro im going to start squrdiling you if you dont stop cuite

by Dickgobler May 28, 2022

scrodeling

The sound a man makes while getting a vasectomy.

Medical assistant #1: "What's that sound coming out of the procedure room?
Medical assistant #2: "That's our 1 PM vasectomy patient scrodeling. He didn't want to pay for the laughing gas, so he's really feeling it."

by Cystoscopist December 27, 2023

scrodeling

The sound a man makes when undergoing a vasectomy.

Medical assistant #1: "What's that sound coming from the procedure room?"
Medical assistant #2: "Oh, that's our 1 PM vasectomy patient scrodeling. It sounds like he didn't want to use the laughing gas."

by Cystoscopist December 27, 2023

squirdeling

Pissing on your infant child

Wife: what are you doing to our infant child?
Husband: im squirdeling on him
Wife: may I ask why
Husband: our infant child will evolve from a beta cuck to a sigma male

by aswdus December 14, 2024

Squeeling

To make a high pitched squawk, shriek, or any unusual noises.

“Ava was squeeling at her math teacher about her grades “

by UserHarvardUniversity January 30, 2026