squirtleing

Attaching a water gun to a turtle and inserting the tip of the water gun into your anus or vagina

Oh man I love squirtleing

by Dididudijsksisiskxixixid November 22, 2016

Squirtle the jiggle puff

Make da pussy wet

Let me squirtle the jiggle puff babbyy

by cricklecrackelemmefap August 17, 2017

dirty squirties

(noun) Diarrhea, esp. stools that are very liquid and under higher than normal ejection pressure. Most often used as plural and with "the", i.e. "the dirty squirties"

"Dude, those tacos I scarfed last night gave me a major case of the dirty squirties today."

by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006

squirter

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation.
That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can also be mistaken for urine...but strangely smells of rose water

when Eddie Lock was watching his porn collection he noticed the girl spurt and he made a big wank,resulting in wrist seziure(similar to Jamie Hales)

by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004

Squirtle!

It used to be what this turtle pokemon would yell in a hoarse voice when it squirted water out of it's mouth. Now, it what you yell when you shoot your load into a girl, preferably imitating the hoarse, messed up yet triumphant tone of the turtle pokemon as your dick, squirtle-like, shoots it's fire fighting fluid.

girl: Oh Baby, that feels so good, please don't shoot into me!
guy: Squirtle!
girl: Fuck, you are retarded. And now you are going to be a daddy.

by mr. squirter April 16, 2010

Squirted

When a girl is in the middle of an orgasm that she squirts cum out her pussy

"jane, I squirted 5 meters last night"
"Anna, well I squirted 6

by Thechavman September 23, 2019

squirtle-squirtle

A word used to substitute "shut up". This has dervied from men who used to play pokemon, a popular tv-show. They were tired of one of their friends talking and they said "squirtle-squirtle."

"Yo squirtle-squirtle!!!!!!!"

"Yo squirtle-squirtle b***h!!!!!!!!!

by Omar Jones April 6, 2008