squint-print

The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person

Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.

by Elena Mancini February 13, 2017

Squint Juice

Any form of light that makes your eyes squint.

(Prefferably in a southern US drawl or Australian accent)

“Are you ok!?”

“Yeah, I just got some squint juice in my eyes, that’s all...”

by pungalung November 2, 2018

shit squint

The twinge in a girl's eye after he takes it out of her ass and puts it in her mouth, the ol'ATM! MMMM, good.......

I live to see the shit squint in a girl's eye when she tastes her own fecal matter......

by Sam and Chris January 22, 2007

werewolf's squint

noun; slag term for the Vagina, esp. a hairy one.

Her mot was so hairy it was like a werewolf's squint!

by dommyracer April 14, 2004

squint

to be incapable of opening one's eyes more than just a slit. May result from constant exposure to smoke, i.e. in the case of a pothead, or in the event of being struck in the face by a piece of citrus fruit at high velocity.

The stoner squinted at me after I pegged him in the face with an orange.

by jaw5 November 14, 2005

squint

Used to describe something that is not level, or not parallel in relation to another straight line. Crooked.

You're picture of the queen getting a wedgie is totally squint!

by oddwriter September 26, 2005

Desert Squint

The shape your eyes naturally come to after living in the desert for most of your life. Caused by the immense amounts of heat and sunlight.

Guy 1: "What's with Jack? He's got the Desert Squint."
Guy 2: "Dude, he just moved from Arizona."

by It's freaking hot here June 22, 2009