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Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).
Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.
by DontCallMeMom December 3, 2013
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squirty dumplings

a form of explosive diarrhea. Can be caused by anything but has the same symptoms and consequences as normal diarrhea
Man, that asian food gave me the worst squirty dumplings I have ever had.

I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings
by bengalsfan05 September 8, 2009
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Squirty Cream

While many Americans will simply call whipped cream in a can “whipped cream”, hilariously, parts of the UK call it “squirty cream”.

Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.

#freesquirtycream
Guy 1: Hey mate, could you pass the squirty cream
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks

Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.
by Squirtycream September 19, 2020
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Squinty Pirate

The face made after smoking large quantities of marijuana and turning on a light. Involves squinting one eye, and smiling slightly.
Ty: Hey Stephy, I'm going to turn on the light.
Stephy: Oh god! I'm a Squinty Pirate!
by TeeEffWhy June 4, 2008
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squinty buccaneer

Term used to describe resulting eye infection after relations with a female that has an STD. Resulting in wiping ones eye after exposure causing infection. Causes eye infection in one eye and healthy normal other eye, hence the name. They affected eye usually must be leaking pus and not be totally swollen over to achieve the desired look.

Usually associated with sailors or pirates and other seafaring types,that enjoy company of ladies of the evening.
Captain Longdong was away at sea for so long he got a squinty buccaneer when he got home from Maggie Wrottencroch the local Madame.
by taintmaster2009 March 19, 2009
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Squirty Patertie

The sexual act of the woman having explosive diarrhea on the mans penis, using the fecal matter as lubricant, then proceeding to have rough vaginal sex.
I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.
by Alabama Hotpocket God January 29, 2017
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Squitty Bubbler

Similar to Creampie,

This rare occassion is something that can happen during a cream pie if the reciever breaks wind (Farts) and the cum bubbles

Thus Squitty bubbler!
John: "I got with some right sket lastnight!"
Dave: "Have much fun?"
John: "Yeah man it all ended with a squitty bubbler!"
Dave: "Dude...gross!"
Dave: "+10ManPoint's though!"
by Teraphinx March 15, 2010
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