A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).
Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.
Mother: You've got what?
Kid: You know... SPP.
Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.
Mother: You've got what?
Kid: You know... SPP.
Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.
by DontCallMeMom December 3, 2013
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Man, that asian food gave me the worst squirty dumplings I have ever had.
I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings
I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings
by bengalsfan05 September 8, 2009
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While many Americans will simply call whipped cream in a can “whipped cream”, hilariously, parts of the UK call it “squirty cream”.
Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.
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Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.
#freesquirtycream
Guy 1: Hey mate, could you pass the squirty cream
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks
Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks
Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.
by Squirtycream September 19, 2020
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by TeeEffWhy June 4, 2008
Get the Squinty Pirate mug.Term used to describe resulting eye infection after relations with a female that has an STD. Resulting in wiping ones eye after exposure causing infection. Causes eye infection in one eye and healthy normal other eye, hence the name. They affected eye usually must be leaking pus and not be totally swollen over to achieve the desired look.
Usually associated with sailors or pirates and other seafaring types,that enjoy company of ladies of the evening.
Usually associated with sailors or pirates and other seafaring types,that enjoy company of ladies of the evening.
Captain Longdong was away at sea for so long he got a squinty buccaneer when he got home from Maggie Wrottencroch the local Madame.
by taintmaster2009 March 19, 2009
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I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.
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This rare occassion is something that can happen during a cream pie if the reciever breaks wind (Farts) and the cum bubbles
Thus Squitty bubbler!
This rare occassion is something that can happen during a cream pie if the reciever breaks wind (Farts) and the cum bubbles
Thus Squitty bubbler!
John: "I got with some right sket lastnight!"
Dave: "Have much fun?"
John: "Yeah man it all ended with a squitty bubbler!"
Dave: "Dude...gross!"
Dave: "+10ManPoint's though!"
Dave: "Have much fun?"
John: "Yeah man it all ended with a squitty bubbler!"
Dave: "Dude...gross!"
Dave: "+10ManPoint's though!"
by Teraphinx March 15, 2010
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