an abnormal unfreakishly large bitch. In height and in weight. Like if she looks like Kendrick Perkins. You know can't be too skinny and can't be too large. Just bulky, solid. Like she could play small/power forward in a 3-on-3 game.
1. Damn Squatch can you back the fuck up so I can see the sun.

2. Squatch, can you change that street light for me.
by mrholloway August 5, 2009
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1. Someone who is rude or bullies others. Especially in the Duke Cannon Lodge.

2. A derogatory term for somebody who uses Dr. Squatch.
Hey Dude! Your being rude to my friend, your such a Squatch!
by CNA Monster January 29, 2021
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a gross, big, tall, smelly redneck who tries to inch his way into your friend group by repeating jokes and phrases that he doesn't understand the context of.
Squatch: Boy do I love emo music and hating myself!!!
Edgy Teen: Shut up, you're a SQUATCH!!
by Ihatemyselfie March 4, 2017
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The act of getting stoned while in the woods and then playing Hot Lava on fallen tree's.
" I cant wait for recess today so we can go squatching at the state park".

Steve totally ate it and broke his phone while we were squatching Tuesday.

"Evan went big today while we were squatching and totaly jacked his knee."
by Squatchers annoymus March 27, 2013
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n. - a leech, or a bum / vagrant. one who intrudes on others' resources.
v. - to steal (less common)
n. - "who was that squatch at riordan's party last night drinking all the beer?"

v. - "let's squatch that vodka"
by cov January 14, 2009
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The soft mound of flesh where the majority of pubic hair can be found. Typically found only on the human female.
1) That chic has got the hairiest Squatch i have ever seen.
2) That chic loves to be dick smacked on the Squatch.
by Just Todd... November 23, 2006
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A mythical creature that with a family of short people in Belmar New Jersey
Person 1: Yo have you seen the Belmar Sasquatch

Person 2: Yeah he’s my brother
by Thatbigguy6 November 8, 2017
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