(proper adjective) a mood or feeling exclusive to a specific Tasha, which covers the vague inability to select any specific mood at the time, without excluding the possibility of influence from the wider spectrum of moods and feelings.
by CommyChuck August 03, 2011
Similar to a "blumpkin"- only the opposite. A male performs cunnilingus (oral sex) on a female while she defecates (shits).
"Baby I gotta shit, but I want you to give me a squash"
"Fuck yourself, I'm getting a new girlfriend."
"Fuck yourself, I'm getting a new girlfriend."
by young j swizzy December 21, 2011
NOUN
(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.
(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.
Jordan: "Holy shit Brandon I've never been so squashed in my life!"
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."
by Col. Mustard with the Ice Pick April 11, 2013
squash is NOT a sport.
by squashisnotsport August 30, 2010
by Kelera November 21, 2007
the noise the douche makes
by jay2themothafuknp June 08, 2009
(v.) The act of having sex with one.
Most commonly used by Alex Justus of Crosspointe, Fairfax Station, VA 22039
Most commonly used by Alex Justus of Crosspointe, Fairfax Station, VA 22039
Alex: Hey Mike, last night I squashed Ashley well
Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole
Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole
by Stephen Koch February 02, 2005