verb- to squeeze one's buttcheeks together so that an unwanted fart cannot escape accidently.
pronunciation: skwoes
pronunciation: skwoes
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Get the sqooze mug.Jules "Yummm, that some freshly squozed lemonade."
Monica "What the fuck is squozed, do you mean squeezed?"
Jules "It just sounds cooler, bitch."
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Jules "It just sounds cooler, bitch."
by icecubebaby99baby September 3, 2007
Get the Squozed mug.1. (pronounced shlaw-zet) A shower built into what was previously a closet. This very rare but crafty home luxury sometimes exists where a single home has been divided up into fifteen gazillion separate apartments; space and pluming are limited, so showers are built wherever possible, and rarely attached to, or even near a bathroom.
In one modern subculture that emerged in the early 2010s, commonly referred to as "shlozetist", shlozets have become a hobby, and somewhat of a cultural influence after one was discovered in the basement apartment of a disturbed individual's brother, who remains anonymous. Within this culture, shlozets are often constructed solely to facilitate frequent usage of the word, which many will agree, is fun to say. Quality shlozets are the envy of many, and are often shown to house guests who usually wrinkle their brow in bewilderment at the obsessiveness of the hobbyist. Women, still fail to understand the shlozet, and almost universally refuse sexual relations with a male shlozetist, for obvious reasons, and for fears that the obsession may lead to reduced closet space within the future shared living space with a shlozetist.
2. The act of washing one's self within a shlozet.
Also see: shloset.
In one modern subculture that emerged in the early 2010s, commonly referred to as "shlozetist", shlozets have become a hobby, and somewhat of a cultural influence after one was discovered in the basement apartment of a disturbed individual's brother, who remains anonymous. Within this culture, shlozets are often constructed solely to facilitate frequent usage of the word, which many will agree, is fun to say. Quality shlozets are the envy of many, and are often shown to house guests who usually wrinkle their brow in bewilderment at the obsessiveness of the hobbyist. Women, still fail to understand the shlozet, and almost universally refuse sexual relations with a male shlozetist, for obvious reasons, and for fears that the obsession may lead to reduced closet space within the future shared living space with a shlozetist.
2. The act of washing one's self within a shlozet.
Also see: shloset.
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Get the Squoze mug.The logical sounding past tense of squeeze. Instead of adding "ed" to the word squeeze to signify the action in past tense, squoze can be substituted.
Another word in which we do this is shook. We do not say, "The Nanny shaked the baby", we say she shook the baby.
Another word in which we do this is shook. We do not say, "The Nanny shaked the baby", we say she shook the baby.
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