Smidget

A sexy ass short person thats not a midget. A person completely cool and knows everything. Smidgets will rule the world.

That smidget is boning your aunt who is glued to the ceiling.

by My Stomach is a bottomless pit May 6, 2008

Shidget

Pronounced just like it's spelled. Definition is a Shemale Midget or dwarf in which case it would be a Shwarf.

At our Sangria orgy, we invited 3 black dudes, 3 black chicks and a Portuguese Shidget. The Shidget wore everyone out and drank all the Sangria.

by Shidget lovers of America January 31, 2009

Spidget

A spunky midget, usually of armenian decent. Often mistaken for a hipster.

Look at that short girl with the huge scarf and massive messy bun, she must be a spidget.

by HMBJ November 27, 2011

smidget

A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie

Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget

by Tim V. December 9, 2008

smidgeted

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

by shmorts March 22, 2009

slidget

A slutty midget. A short person who dresses way too provocatively

That girl on Jerry Springer was a slidget!!

by T Schussler December 6, 2006

smidget

An excessively small quantity; based on an amalgam of "smidgen" and "midget."

I'm quite full after dinner, but I'd still like a smidget of streussel.

by C.S. Lucas October 3, 2012