Squidward 

He just gets funnier/more relatable the older u get.

Squidward

Squidward by Negro Testies September 7, 2019

Squidward 

A badass octopus who doesn't play with shit.

Squidward: "and I curse everyone who ever enjoyed it to an early, and well deserved, GRAVE!"

Squidward by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 13, 2013

Squidward 

When a guy flips his balls above his penis so his balls look like squidward's head and your dick looks like his nose.

"Dude go put a squidward in his mouth"

Squidward by yanks1194 June 5, 2009

Squidward 

(Noun) - The Squidward is the most advanced and technical form of teabagging. To perform a Squidward maneuver, one must carefully place scrotum above the nose (perfect form involves gently lowering one's nuts onto the victim's eye sockets) and proceed to flop his/her penis on the victim's nose. This will replicate the character of Squidward from Spongebob, and leave one with ultimate disgrace and shame.

(Verb) - To Squidward. Squidwarded.

"Man, after Thomas passed out Leon came over and gave him the most vile Squidward I have ever seen."

Thomas - "...Wow...Shane would have a really nice Squidward."

"I think this dbag wants a Squidward to the face."

"I Squidwarded that kid so bad...I kind of feel bad for him."

Squidward by TheSquidward April 26, 2009

Squidward 

A sexual position used by kinky yet childish couples. You simply place your testicles over your girl's eyelids, then place your dick over her nose. This gives off the physical appearance of squidward's face.

"I went over to my girl's house yo, she told me to squidward her, so i was like aight yolo.''

Squidward by CarlWheez April 6, 2017

Squidward 

A very sexy man who can make you orgasm at his sight and touch.

Ughghhhh it's uncontrollable, Squidward is making me orgasm again

*Smexy orgasm*

Squidward by bUrNiE sAnDErSs January 2, 2020

Squidward 

A blue squid-like character from the popular Nickelodeon children's television show Spongebob Squarepants.

Ron: Hey Joe, see that picture of Squidward turned upside down.
Joe: Yeah, it looks like an uncircumcised penis with balls.
Ron: LOL

Squidward by Funnyguy 89898 January 14, 2010