sawaheed

The act of coughing one's roommate's hands to a table leg and repetitively hitting him with a rubber penis while he is gagging on a squash ball

"oh lurd yesterday i had a sweet sawaheed session with one of my roommates"
"oh no you didn't... did he enjoy the sawa?"

by knekkie September 19, 2016

Swahoodle

Swahoodle; verb, to yeet or throw something with gusto

Christian swahoodled my baby in the common room!

by RIPEggwardo March 8, 2021

swahili

A language spoken in many parts of East Africa, including Tanzania, Kenya, Uganda and others. It is a mixture of the native Bantu language and Arabic. Swahili is written in a Roman script (i.e. like English).

Q: What language do they speak in Tanzania?
A: They speak Swahili.

by Nabeel Jafferali June 22, 2004

Spahgett

This is a popular meme that features a disney style old cartoon where it represents the three bears but, they're italian accents make it a funny meme.

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAHGETT

by MERC907 January 25, 2018

Swahili Squat Fuck

A sexual act that involves a male and a female. The woman is positioned with her back on the floor and raises her hips and legs in the air so her vagina is parallel with the ceiling. The male then lets out a loud shriek before rushing over to the woman and inserts his penis into her vagina. He then vigorously, and simultaneously, pounds on her vagina like a pair of congo drums. This was first done by horny tribesmen in Swahili centuries ago. However, it was perfected by the Mayans.

Joe: I was feeling kind if diverse last night with Bonnie.

Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.

by TESTICLETWISTER December 22, 2013

Swahzay

pronounced SW-AWE-ZAY.....ghetto slang for sweet or awesome. Used to say something was sweet with an elegant touch.

man that Rolls Royce was sweet...

Yea, it was pretty "Swahzay"

by Brutu$ October 15, 2009

Shwahole

A person residing in Oshawa, Ontario, typically living in the downtown area but not limited to. Usually seen doing some kind of ass hole type of act. Therefore given the name Shwahole to classify them separately from regular ass holes. Shwaholes are the worst types of ass holes.

"I just got cut off for the third time today on King Street, fucking shwaholes!"

by cuckmeupfam2148956 May 30, 2016