sputnik

soviet spaceship!

Stalin: we should go to space
JFK: ok
Stalin: *goes to space using Sputnik*

by ePogYT March 5, 2021

sputnik

A woman who's like... eight months pregnant but still has slender arms and legs, specifically when she's bent over.

Man 1: I can't deal with having sex with my pregnant wife.
Man 2: Dude you gotta get after that sputnik from behind.

by anon11231 May 28, 2010

sputnik

a racist word for a korean,chinese,or japanese person.

wow look at that sputnik over there he is so gay

by a fuffy camel May 21, 2009

sputnik

A little piece of crap. Germans use it to refer to small quantities of brown vaginal discharge.

Even though I'm ovulating, I found a sputnik in my underwear.

by allan_greenspan January 11, 2009

don't be such a sputnik

A sputnik is a guy who orbits around a woman, pretending to be her friend, with the ulterior and covert motive of becoming her lover.

Sputnik is a reference to the first artificial Earth satellite. Similar to the satellite that orbits Earth, the guy orbits the female friend, hoping for more. Therefore, he is an orbital.

Max, don't be such a sputnik! You do her homework daily but haven't even asked her out yet.

by keepexploring April 28, 2020

Sputnik Moment

A term popularized (although not coined, as many think) after being used by President Barack Obama in his 2011 State of the Union Address. It refers to a moment of challenge when a country (or person) realizes they must work harder to surpass their competitor. Caught on like wildfire that same night as Twitter users & others found the phrase catalyzed adolescent-like paroxysms of merriment for no absolutely discernible reason other than joyful immaturity.

Greg had his Sputnik Moment when he realized he was the same age as the dude who founded Facebook.

Jim: Dude, I just had my Sputnik Moment about Jenny.
Josh: What was it dude?
Jim: I caught her in a Sputnik Moment with Niles.

by PsiChic January 28, 2011

Sputnik V

The name of the Russian vaccine that may or may not turn everyone communist

Person 1: OMG did you hear of the new Sputnik V vaccine created by Russia?
Person 2: Yeah I got it today its удивительный
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: Присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри
Person 1: OH NO! (Joins the motherland)

by Ethan.c713 February 3, 2021