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spudnick

An adjective to describe an idiot/ moron
Paul: “The earth is flat.”
Jake: “No it isn’t, spudnick.”
by Huehuepoopoo February 15, 2018
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Sputnik

That skull in halo 2 that lets you launch anything into orbit with a single grenade
I used an explosive with the Sputnik skull on, and was launched into the sun, along with the few dinosaurs I was fighting
by Joofthejoof November 13, 2020
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dirty sputnik

Spreading butter between ur significant others but cheeks and melting it with a blow torch
Hey Jon , did ur dad ever give ur the dirty Sputnik today ?
by Cheese fiend February 10, 2021
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sputnik

1. a Russian word for 'fellow traveller'
2. the first satellite to go to space. It was a small sphere with radio antennas thet orbited the Earth.
3. nickname for any Soviet/Russian satellite or spacecraft
4. somebody who is a tool or kisses up to the Russian government
1. When I visited St. Peterberg I met Olga who showed me around the city. She's a nice lady and she was my sputnik , my companion during this trip.
2. Sputnik 1 was launched on October 4, 1957 and it made the world wake up. Even though it wasn't much as spacecraft go, it was the FIRST to go into orbit and some nations, esp. the US were afraid the USSR would 'dominate' outer space. That led to the formation of NASA and US space exploration in itself. The same year Sputnik 2 went into orbit carrying a stray mongrel bitch dog named Laika. She was killed by radiation that previously unknown. There was a third a maybe a fourth satellite launched under the official name 'Sputnik'.

3. In the 60s before the manned Apollo 11 mission to the Moon, the USSR sent a sputnik there called Zond 5. All it did was orbit the Moon and it had turtles aboard to see how life forms can handle being in orbit around the Moon.

4. Donald il Douche Trump is a traitor. He hijacked the US Presidency with Russian cyberhacking help and he is on Vladimir Putin's leach. EVERYTHING he does is what Putin wants him to do. Spanky Don ORBITS and sucks up to the Russian dictator in every manner concerning foreign affairs and diplomatic relations. He is a quisling, a Benedict Arnold, a Judas, he licks Putin's pud, he is a sucky boy to the Russian government, he is a SPUTNIK.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 19, 2020
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sputnik

COVID-19 vaccine developed in Russia. Precisely, it's Sputnik V.
- Hey, which one did you get?
- I got the sputnik, Pfizer would have been better though.
by GuyFromHungary April 16, 2021
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Sputnik Monroe

1) Another name for beastiality porn.
2) A nickname for a person who like beastiality porn.
3) An awesome band.
1) I can't believe your into Sputnik Monroe!
2) Hey look Sputnik Monroe is finally here!
3) Did you see Sputnik Monroe perform last night? They were awesome!
by McCue July 28, 2008
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sputnik

russian street wear brand, called sputnik 1985
wow its, спутник 1985 (sputnik 1985) on you
by mbsoft November 17, 2020
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