Brent’s purple cock

‘Brent’s purple cock’ is a commonly used phrase among Nova Scotians (residents of Nova Scotia, a Canadian province).

“Yeah bro, that looks like Brent’s purple cock!”

by Angryboi July 1, 2022

Smurple

A mix between the color smurf, (Blue) and the color purple.

"Lacie's pants weren't blue or purple, it was a mix of both, they were the color smurple"

by Scott M Sweeney January 22, 2005

Smurple

An extinct species of squirrel with green fur.
The sacred animal of Butricktrunglism.

I dressed up as a smurple for Halloween.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck March 27, 2005

smurple

something that really bothers people with it's smurplyness and you must tell to be quiet.

be quiet, smurple! or harsh decisions will be made.

by hanna is the sex. March 25, 2008

Slurplemuff

The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.

YO! That slurplemuff was so good, it nearly melted my damn lips off! It was much better than country music ever was.

by bobo bumpkins January 27, 2020

Snurple

A colour resembling purple but is not quite purple. It gives off Smurf vibes but has absolutely nothing to do with them.

Guy: hey Guy2, what colour is this orange?
Guy2: Snurple

by Beginner Brocheter May 7, 2022

Slurple

Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.

"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013