Surgin

At 8% alcohol, White Claw Surge is the granddaddy of all hard seltzer’s.

Hey Courtney, you better be surgin’ by the time we’re in the stadium.

by Surgegeneral October 9, 2021

Spurting Goods

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.

Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.

by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018

surging sanders

According to the Daily Show's Trevor Noah, the Surging Sanders is "when you come out of nowhere": a sexually charged pun based on Bernie Sanders' sudden appearance.

Hilary Clinton is worried about a Surging Sanders.

by Slashme May 5, 2016

Bum Spurting Limit (BSL)

The maximum capacity of bareback-anal-sex cum in the rectum before rupture. Note: 'BSL' not to be confused with 'Bachelor of Science in Law'

"quick! hand me a sandwich bag! i've reached my Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) "

by Hakjab January 30, 2008

Spuggin

A complete and utter dipwad who likes to hit the bong all the time

man, that stoner's such a spuggin!

by Kore February 24, 2004

Surging Sanders

When you're fucking a woman in the ass, but instead of finishing inside you cum unexpectedly out of your left index finger.

Ah, man, I gave that bitch Hilary a surging sanders.

by dubyadubyadubyathree October 10, 2016

surging sanders

it's when you cum out of nowhere

We had been at it for a while when I pulled a surging sanders. She was a bit suprised to say the least, but I think everyone was satisfied.

by utunga October 4, 2016