Urethral Sounding

The act of inserting a variety of objects into the urethra for pleasure. Including but limited to dildos, screwdrivers, screws, toothbrushes and specially designed sounding tools.

I don’t smoke anymore but many times I go urethral sounding with a lit cigar. I’ll sit there and tan while my cock smokes.

by Papa Konstopuolos July 8, 2019

r/sounding

a subreddit containing the strangest sounds on the internet. www.reddit.com/r/sounding

person 1: have you been to r/sounding

person 2: yes, its its very noisy and very loud

by cockandballs330 June 7, 2021

r/sounding

An excellent subreddit with lots of penis jokes. Give it a try!

Hey, are you subbed to r/sounding?

No, I haven't, but I've upvoted posts from there.

by Dojmopo May 8, 2020

Spending Time In the Shower

Masterbating

Even though he's seventeen, he's not spending time in the shower.

by stella the pug July 23, 2010

Spudding

Spudding is a sexual fetish where you incorporate any form of potato into your foreplay. This could be anywhere from raw spuds to week old fries.

Hey baby spread some mashed taters on those titties and let's get spudding!

by Lizbo the lezbo November 6, 2020

Daylight Spendings

Antonym for daylight savings

Im glad daylight savings time is over, now back to normal life with daylight spendings.

by 123four March 25, 2009

Ink sounding

When a man takes a pen and shoves it down his urethra or pee hole. If you want to take it further you can make the pen leak into your dick so that the next time you cum it is black or red.

This could also mean sounding done by any member of the game ‘Splatoon’

My dick has never been the same since I did that ink sounding

by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019