jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 17, 2017

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spunge

a person who thoroughly enjoys watching shock videos

Joe: have you seen 2girls1cup? that is the shit!
Bob: GET AWAY FROM ME U SPUNGE

by Jonyleeson January 2, 2009

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I take issue with the existing definition. If one were to deposit male jizz onto a woman breasts, i don't think anyone would argue that it could be referred to as spuge (spooge). But if her breasts are in fact the "intended course," then the existing definition would discredit it as spuge (spoke). Allow me to submit this definition... "Spuge (Spooge) is male ejaculate that has been launched externally, free to chart it's own course whether the destination be intended or unintended."

I ate three dozen oysters yesterday so that i could paint my girlfriend white with spuge (spooge) today.

by Happy Hug Recipient August 27, 2016

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spudge

To move so slow that you can be compared to a fat man trying to have sex with a jar of peanut butter.

Pull the dick out of you ass, stop spudging, and let's go to the bars.

by Mowy April 25, 2004

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spurgeon

A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker. Someone you really want to have on your side when shit hits the fan. Someone you'd let nail your old lady just for the story. A man that makes Chuck Norris tremble just hearing his name. Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body. Spurgeon, the man of all men.

Look at that Spurgeon go! -Chuck Norris

by Hoss420 November 12, 2013

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