splink

Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:

find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross

"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"

"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."

"Bring back Jimmy Saville."

"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."

"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"

"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."

"Mary loves SPLINK."

by SPLINKROXORZTEHBIGONE January 4, 2008

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Splinkter

The word used to describe a person who is unable to decipher between a compliment and an insult.

Hey happy birthday bud!

Hey what the fuck does that mean?!

You splinkter, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.

by GCess19 August 27, 2016

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splinka

a phrase usually referring to a big black man however he has a white mans penis. usually they are racist towards said penis and commit hate crimes on it.

“bro i was about to fuck a dude but he was a splinka!!”

by cuando69 April 7, 2021

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spelink

The act of exploring deep web page links, usually irresistable.

Typically starts out as a link sent by a friend or relative ("hey look at this!"), then an interesting link catches your eye. A couple hours later, you've traversed the bowels of cracked, holytaco, thechive, reddit but not digg because nobody goes there anymore, and a dozen other news and link aggregator sites. More often than not, this will happen at work.

Sorry, boss. Didn't mean to waste four hours on that spelink today instead of doing your TPS report.

by J e r e m y October 4, 2010

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