spruce creek fly in

A gathering hole for the rich and crazy. Where everyone can afford an airplane but nobody will pay to maintain it. Standard protocol is to buy a Porsche and a matching embroidered hat and make it your life goal to make everybody else pronounce it "porsh-a'. Locally famous characters include a deranged man on a tricycle riding down the runway and a man known for hiding in the bushes and masturbating with a parrot on his shoulder. Rest assured, his net worth is greater than you could make with a time machine and last weeks lottery numbers. Spruce creek is known for lawn workers finding their way into spinning propellers and novice pilots turning rare and expensive aircraft into flaming projectiles. There is always a plethora of past their prime trophy wives walking down the taxi ways headed towards the community bar and restaurant to brag about their 17 year old granddaughters new helicopter. The rest of the community consist of retired airline pilots eager to demonstrate their lack of knowledge involving general aviation.

local pilot lands in ocean after leaving spruce creek fly in

by space captain November 23, 2018

sprucey

A rich closeted gay man, probably suffering lots of internalised homophobia

Hey look at that dude, he's such a Sprucey

by C0c4c0l4 February 17, 2022

Spruced

To be touched inappropriately by a tall skinny guy

I was walking down an alley and someone spruced me

by LemonShake32 April 25, 2023

Belyando Spruce

A regional term for cannabis. Australian slang for marijuana. According to botanical.com its the US government's street term for cannabis.

Joey used a vaporizer to inhale the medicinal properties of the Belyando Spruce plant.

by Rome December 17, 2014

What the spruce

Another meaning for what the heck etc.

Me: bro I saw a floating delivery on my washing machine floor on the escalator

You: erm, what the spruce?

by d’lo savage 123 June 15, 2023

Spruce Pine

Term used to describe small hick towns in the corner of North Carolina. These towns prey on peoples' dreams and trap these very people within their borders. A Spruce Pine is known primarily for having a high abundance of christmas trees, tobacco and the sub-species; redneck.

"Did you hear about Lydia?"
"No, what happened?"
"She got trapped in a Spruce Pine."

by JeremyWise February 4, 2009

Spruce Goose

An intense sexual postion, involving vertical insertion.

Yo did Johnny really spruce goose nick's mom?

by I Dont Know February 12, 2005