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sprots

The proper term for athletic events, for people who hate athletic events.
Ugh what sprots are happening today?
by whoneedspants June 13, 2013
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sprootemstold

Sprootemstold water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.

Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm TEMperature STill cOLD water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)

It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.
"Hey Bob, pass me that Sprootemstold cocktail, will you?"

"Oh man I am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me right now!"
by H43d August 23, 2011
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Sploot

When a corgi lays flat on its belly with his/her legs spread out.
That corgi is sleeping in sploot mode.
by rSlashCorgi December 15, 2011
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Sploot

A sploot is a type of stretch that some dogs do,where they lay on their belly and stretch their legs out behind them; most commonly done by corgies
by Savvy_vip_ November 19, 2017
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Splooting

When an animal lies in plank fashion with its rear appendages lied flat behind it
by sleuthpanther June 22, 2016
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spootting

spootting is the combination of spinning and boot camp. Classes are given with alternating spin and boot camp actions.
The spootting class will alternate with 5 minutes of alternating spin positions and then 20 pushups, 20 situps and 2 jumping jacks and the cycle repeats throughout the class.
by JuiceMann November 11, 2011
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bung hole sprouts

1) A derogative term for Brussels Sprouts.

2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")
Sam: Dude, these nasty little green balls taste like ass!

Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.

Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.
by TNunnster April 22, 2011
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