spraining your p*ssy

when you do the splits but it goes COMPLETELY wrong

"Do you know what spraining your p*ssy is?"
"when you do the splits and it goes wrong."
"Have you ever sprained your p*ssy?"
"No, but Gabby already did."

by ayeeebeansyo October 3, 2017

Shrining

to eat so much food that you feel like pooping in a dogs butthole

Wow! That was so much food, now I’m shrining

by tIcToK tHoT February 12, 2019

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!

"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

by cjohnson85 April 4, 2008

Sprifing

The journey of a relationship
Knifing then spooning, sporking and finally forking. Usually ends with an engagement.

It had been along time but it finnaly happened.
We had finnished sprifing.

by naM modnaR April 19, 2015

Spriting

Verb used for when you are creating a sprite.

Friend 1: What are you doing?
Friend 2: I am spriting for my new game.

by Zik150+Subs September 27, 2020

Sprinting

what you do when your girl tells you shes pregnant

Guy 1: dude did you know you got your girl pregnant?
Guy 2: yeah i started sprinting to the next country, i can't afford child support
Guy 1: i'd do the same man

by good at definitions man October 29, 2020

spriting

spite-writing; writing out of spite.

i read the worst fucking book today, it actually got me spriting for my own project

by diapason November 14, 2020