1. A compact food where the contents are usually a type of meat mixed with noodles and vegetables, nicely contained in a crunchy shell.
2. Someone who is a keener and generally considered "lame".
3. A "move" used during sexual intercourse
2. Someone who is a keener and generally considered "lame".
3. A "move" used during sexual intercourse
Springrolls are much better than eggrolls.
He stayed up all night studying, what a springroll.
...And then she did a springroll!
He stayed up all night studying, what a springroll.
...And then she did a springroll!
by larry says hi October 15, 2005
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baller #1: hey dude, did you see the new topical.tirade on springwells?
baller #2: of course i did. i read that shit like it's my goddamned bible.
scrub: what are you guys talking about?
baller #1: we are speaking of something which will forever escape yr understanding.
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scrub: what are you guys talking about?
baller #1: we are speaking of something which will forever escape yr understanding.
by learnedblogger June 9, 2010
Get the springwells mug.a guy with a small dick.
no girth.
balls havent descended.
hung like a 6th grader.
someone who experiences erectile dysfunction.
a guy who has no game, can't get laid, doesn't know what a pussy even looks like, and is a disgrace to all things male.
no girth.
balls havent descended.
hung like a 6th grader.
someone who experiences erectile dysfunction.
a guy who has no game, can't get laid, doesn't know what a pussy even looks like, and is a disgrace to all things male.
Girl 1: You had sex with him?
Girl 2: .... yeah
Girl 1: So.. how was it
Girl 2: awful, he's a total stringfellow
OR:
Guy 1: Did you fuck her?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why, cuz you dont want her to find out youre a stringfellow?
Girl 2: .... yeah
Girl 1: So.. how was it
Girl 2: awful, he's a total stringfellow
OR:
Guy 1: Did you fuck her?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why, cuz you dont want her to find out youre a stringfellow?
by utahiowaohio January 29, 2006
Get the stringfellow mug.A rest stop on the way to a ski resort. A random tiny, racist, mountain, two-bit, homophobic, redneck town next to Provo. There's literally nothing to do besides hanging out at the pool, which has either too much urine from the 3:30 kiddy lessons or pollution, or the poorly-planned sewage canal that runs right next to it on 900 South (I use to be a lifeguard there). The football games can be pretty fun, but only if you enjoying freezing your ass. The Mormons control the city, which isn't a bad thing, because I'm a Mormon, but my bishop was also the sheriff, which made it awkward at times.
Oh yeah, and there's no hot chicks. The cousin-to-cousin marriages have declined since the '50s, but people who have been there forever are a by-product of incestuous relationships. Everyone is of Swedish-American heritage, so all the cuisines are completely unhealthy, which explains why there a bunch of lard-asses in Springville, Utah.
Oh yeah, and there's no hot chicks. The cousin-to-cousin marriages have declined since the '50s, but people who have been there forever are a by-product of incestuous relationships. Everyone is of Swedish-American heritage, so all the cuisines are completely unhealthy, which explains why there a bunch of lard-asses in Springville, Utah.
Guy #1: This sucks. Springville, Utah sucks. Lets go to Provo and hang out at the mall. Maybe some easy Timpview girls will be there.
Guy #2: I concur, but the rich Timpview girls may or may not wish to wish to hang out with working class trash such as us. For the residents of Springville, Utah will forever endure the injustices of socio-economics.
Guy #1: Well, I'm hungry. I don't want to eat at the (insert Swedish-sounding surname here)sen's house again. McDonald's is probably much more healthier.
Guy #2: Yeah, you're definitely right.
Guy #2: I concur, but the rich Timpview girls may or may not wish to wish to hang out with working class trash such as us. For the residents of Springville, Utah will forever endure the injustices of socio-economics.
Guy #1: Well, I'm hungry. I don't want to eat at the (insert Swedish-sounding surname here)sen's house again. McDonald's is probably much more healthier.
Guy #2: Yeah, you're definitely right.
by YoYoMa's Love Child February 28, 2011
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New Yorker 1: "Yo, my girl deadass gave me a springroll butterfly last night. Shit was potent."
New Yorker 2: "Word? I deadass been tryna get my girl to do the same thing b".
New Yorker 2: "Word? I deadass been tryna get my girl to do the same thing b".
by Terry McGinnis November 4, 2016
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- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
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