spray the paint

to have an orgy / join in on an orgy

yo wanna spray the paint at his house tonight?

by rooserloom March 25, 2009

Dutch Spray-painting

When you have diarrhea, getting your partner to pull out during vigorous anal sex, while you simultaneously push like you need to take a massive shit, upon him/her pulling out you follow through and shit all over the wall and your partner.

Jenny was pegging me last night, even though I had diarrhea. I felt her starting to pull out, so I pushed as hard as I could and ended up doing some Dutch Spray-painting.

by A.D.N. July 12, 2022

Spray painted

The act of leaving marks of fecal matter on the side of the toilet bowl.

Who spray painted the upstairs bathroom?

by AdamBell2523 May 5, 2020

spray painting

wet, nasty shit that comes out with such force that it coats the bowl with a layer of dookie

dude, the mexican food i had for lunch had me spray painting the office toilet all damn day

by sarcasticprick August 28, 2009

spray painted car

If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.

“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”

“It must be a spray painted car.”

by dwightisright July 6, 2018

spray painted

when someone has Diarrhea and sprays it all over the toilet bowl

fair out somone has spray painted this toilet

by plugger k April 4, 2011

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

A phrase used in the movie "Lucas".

Often used in a perverted way on 4chan.

As seen in a comic on 4chan:

"Hey Lucas, come spraypaint this for me.

What? No, I'm busy. Go get someone else to do it.

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

Dude, WTF."

by Pikamander2 October 14, 2010