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Scranton handshake

A firm slap on the ass from one man to another. Originates in the 2008 electoral season, where Joe Biden is shown with his hand seemingly on Barack Obama's ass in a number of campaign advertisements.
After the football game Jack game John a Scranton handshake to honor a game well played.
by HA3141 April 17, 2009
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Spanton

A term for the most extreme troll artist or pilot...
The troll face just evolved into a Spanton!
by KadAbrar December 26, 2012
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Sprankton

n.

1. A disease you get from chewing too much.
Sprankton
n.

1. A disease you get from chewing too much.
by Garland Yates December 29, 2006
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The Scranton Strangler

During a sexual encounter, choking your partner with both hands tightly while simultaneously gagging them with your member until completion.
“Dammit, Dwight, I just want to finish my ham and cheese sandwich and surprise Pam with The Scranton Strangler! 🤷🏻
by Trav n Chan October 19, 2021
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Scranton Room

In the coal region of northeastern Pennsylvania, many home owners have a habit of creating a "showcase" room. It contains the finest and most expensive furniture in the home. This room is completely off limits with the rare exception of entertaining guests on very special occasions.

Scranton Rooms are meant to confuse company. They feel that one neat and finely furnished room will make up for the rest of their home being kept in total disarray. They also hope this one room will make others think they are more successful or refined than they actually are.

Scranton rooms are very similar to Italian rooms, but not limited to a particular ethnic background. Perhaps the large amount of Italian immigrants in the Scranton, Pennsylvania area helped make this a trend popular throughout the area.
Toddler: "Mommy, mommy! My ball just rolled into the other room!"
Mother: "Just leave it there! You KNOW you are never allowed in the Scranton room!"

When father's boss from the coal mine came to dinner, we entertained him in our Scranton room.
by Joey "the nose" Uccello September 13, 2009
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Serangoon Garden secondary school

A school that is famous for its scandals and also stories of staff preying on students.
(Namely the principal and the Teacher CCA in charge of band)
John: Eh u heard of the school that the principal molest the student anot?
Ray: oh you mean Serangoon Garden Secondary School isit?
John: Yah he prey on the male students somemore
Ray: serious ah?
by JohnnyYes0123 August 20, 2021
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Scranton

The largest city in Northeastern Pennsylvania, with a population of 76,415 recorded during the 2000 Census. Scranton was a boomtown in the late 1800s/early 1900s with the dawn of the coal and iron industries. Scranton fell on hard times after World War II after demand for coal dropped sharply, and has been losing population at a steady rate ever since. Nowadays, Scranton is filled with many nice, hardworking people. It is also home to numerous drug dealers from Philadelphia and New York, who come to Scranton because they can't make it in the big cities. Scranton is also filled with an amazing amount of assholes who do nothing but complain about how much Scranton sucks and there is nothing to do here. Local officials often tout Scranton for its interstates providing easy access to New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Washington, D.C., everywhere. Perhaps the negative assholes should hop on the highway and fuck off.
If you don't like living in Scranton, do something to fix it. If you're not going to fix it, shut the fuck up. If you're not going to shut the fuck up, then leave.
by FleshEatingRobot April 13, 2006
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