Nigga Spooked

When something is so scary that its spooks the timbs off a hard ass nigga.

Nigga 1: Damn nigga, Charlene said she was pregnant and my mothafuckin timbs flew off my goddamn feet!

Nigga 2: Damn son, that hoe really got you Nigga Spooked like that?

by The Crippled Crip December 23, 2019

spooked ass bitch

one who is often threatening, (generally in a physical manor), yet does not follow through with such threats; the individual is in fact, afraid of physical confrontation.
One who is "spooked," as in being in fear of something.
One who is "jumpy," or otherwise nervous reagarding any situation.

That "spooked ass bitch" better watch out, 'cause my cousin know witchcraft.

by Jesse Valencia October 24, 2002

Spooker

The act of expelling gas from your ass (farting) in such a way that it frightens/ startles those around you.

Zach really made me jump when he bent over and ripped a voluminous spooker. Ah!!! Who spookered?

by Igor Strabinsky April 17, 2010

spookhouse

a haunted house.

Nobody lives in that house because it is a spookhouse.

by uttam maharjan May 18, 2010

spooker

A deragatory term for a african-american, because just like a ghost can't be seen in the light a black cannot be seen in the dark.

If you play rap music at a party at night, a spooker might jump out of the bushes and shoot you with a blow gun.

by J-Izzy June 24, 2006

Spookhouse

The act of eating pussy and rubbing a woman's tits with both hands while she is standing. When performed correctly, you will look like a ghoulish figure from a spookhouse.

I gave your mom a stellar Spookhouse last night in the bathroom at KFC.

by Crawl Mackinac March 28, 2008

spooked moose

While engaging in rear-door entry with a female partner, have an acomplice hide (preferably in a closet). With your two hands spread out, position them over her head like moose antlers. Have the friend jump out of a closet with a camera (flash required) to take a picture, one that resembles a spooked moose. variations can also be played out resembling a deer

That girl totally got a spooked moose from our buddy last night.

by Playa Hat3r March 28, 2007