Spooch 

A pathetic adult who displays a variety of non-endearing child-like traits. For instance, an adult who is content to be taken care of, watch porn, and consume a steamy cup of porridge snuggled up on the couch all day. A man who remains an eternal consumer but not a producer.

"Niall is such a spooch: he only wants to play video games all day and have his mom make porridge for him every morning." "Andre looked at me with a spooch-like face after I made an innocent joke about the hole in his shirt."

Spooch by PanderSpooch January 8, 2015

spooch 

a word of 2 components, the first part being spoon, an insult that tops all others. and the second part being gooch, meaning the part just under your ball sack.

OMG dude, your such a fucking spooch

spooch by SpoochDealer June 12, 2019

spooch 

the sound a new-born baby makes after coming out of his mother.
- Link Neal, GMM

"Spooch, spooch!"

spooch by Mythical294 June 25, 2020

Spooch 

Cum sandwich

Cum in a sandwich. Spooch

Spooch by LeGayTobo November 10, 2020

Squeedily Spooch 

The Squeedily Spooch is an organ, found in the Irkin body.
First heard in Nickeloden's only good show, Invader Zim, in the episode "Dark Harvest". It controls all bodily functions. Getting hit in the Squeedily Spooch proves to be quite painful for any Irkin, as we discover, when Zim, the main character of the show, falls to the ground after receiving a blow from a dodge ball, clutching his midsection, where the Squeedily Spooch is located.

It's like a human male, receiving a kick to the testicular region.

*WHAM!*

Human: Arrrgh! My organs!

Zim: Whahahaha!! Inferior human organs!!!

*WHAM!!*

Zim: Auugh!! My Squeedily Spooch!

-Zim and the little human boy, in the "Dark Harvest" episode.

Squeedily Spooch by ADD Robot October 16, 2009

squiggly-spooch 

A organ that Invader ZIM has.
An Irken Empier organ that all aliens have.

ZIM:Ouch you hit my squiggly-spooch!!

squiggly-spooch by Eric Buntain March 8, 2008

Squeedily Spooch 

The irken equivelent of an organ, it controls all bodily functions.

Hurts when hit by dodge ball.

"auugh! My Squeedily Spooch!"

Squeedily Spooch by got_human? February 10, 2005