Spondo

"Spondo" is a term used to describe the action of slapping an item or object violently out of the hands of an innocent bystander causing that object to fall to the ground/floor. This can take place when the person is just walking innocently beside you, or when they go to hand you something. The objects can be anything including, but not limited to, food, notebooks, pencils, etc. After you have successfully slapped the object out of their hands, you yell "SPONDO" as loud as you can.

Rules:

1. You can only slap the object in a downward motion.

2. The object or thing has to be in their hand. For instance, you cannot Spondo baseball caps.

3. "YOU" cannot hand someone something, and then immediately proceed to Spondo it. Do not force it. Spondos are generally obvious and abundant.

4. You must yell "Spondo," or it doesn't count.

When Jimmy went to hand me a Dr. Pepper, I slapped it out of his hand and yelled "SPONDO" so the whole cafeteria could hear! I think I ruined his shoes though.

When me and Elaine passed each other in the hall at school, I slapped her notebook out of her hand and yelled "SPONDO." She spent the entire 3rd period picking up all of her papers.

When Robert wasn't paying attention, I slapped his gerbil out of his hands and yelled "SPONDO." Everyone laughed even though the gerbil died.

by ILostMyDrumSet October 9, 2008

kwon soonyoung

The most adorable human being ever. Mostly known as Hoshi from the kpop group Seventeen. He’s the leader of the performance unit and makes all of their choreographies. He’s got the cutest eyes and will surely put a smile on your face. Also is vocals are so underrated!!

A: wow Seventeen’s choreos are amazing!
B: I know right! That’s Kwon Soonyoung for you.
A: I’m in love
B: Same

by itsbee February 16, 2018

Spondooly

Money.

Gota get some spondooly, I'm out of spondooly, (money).

by Hobogreg March 9, 2018

Sponsored

Used when a person wears multiple clothing items from one particular brand.

(Your friend is wearing a Hurley brand hat and t-shirt, for example.) "Dude, are you sponsored?"

by Jonny Michaels October 5, 2008

spondoolicks

Cockney/Yiddish colloquial term for money, particularly cash acquired in a profitable exchange.

I done Benny a good turn out of hours and it earned me some tasty spondoolicks.

by Hugo Baron May 9, 2006

spongoose

A goose (rumored to be conjoined with Spongebob) who is strangely addicted to toes and does not know how to continue a conversation after yelling “GUYSSS”

“Damn, why does he always act like a Spongoose”

by p1n3cone April 19, 2021

true religion sponsors

a guy who only rocks and wears true religion appeal. typically found in high school this guys spend time smoking, having sex and chilling. they only really go to school to chill and rarely ever to work

person 1: look at those true religion sponsors, why do girls even like them?
person 2: no clue.

by mannyb_b February 3, 2019