Spifflechip

A Spifflechip Is A Noob-ish Person, A Bit Of A Retard etc.
The Word Spifflechip Is Often Used In Conjunction With The Word 'Gnarly' In Order To Inforce The Fact That The Person Is A Bit Stupid But In A Good Way.

Woah, You Are One Gnarly Spifflechip!

by gnarly-spifflechip January 29, 2010

Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013

Spaffle

A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word

Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"

by Alex Turb April 21, 2007

Snoffle

The nasty shit that sticks on the fenders of your car in winter. Consists of slush, snow, ice...

Damn snoffle, it looks like shit.

by Trent Nelson May 13, 2005

Stoffle

That thing where you almost walk in to someone, so you step to the side, but they step to the same side, and then you keep on going until one of the people stands still and then you keep on walking.

I had a stoffle in the doorway with Dave.

by thisisnotmyrealname47223 December 9, 2011

spiffler

a jagged and spiteful rock used in the game of rolf. comparable to a putter in real golf

He threw the spiffler with in 5 feet of the box spiggler! Amazing accuracy!

by the rolfer September 6, 2006

Sofflet

Usually a gibbering buffoon of a man possibly from the home counties or sometimes the Norfolk area. He is particularly excited by military history which when shared with his friends / collegues make him exude the aura of a retard.
Prone to being an alcoholic.

Miscellaneous: Good at gardening, big nob, sometimes gay.

Did you sleep with Sofflet last night? God yes he was hung like a donkey!

by Big Nob December 28, 2008