Splurge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Damn! I done splurged a wicked facial on that hoe.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Splurge

After a prolonged period without sex or masturbation a large amount of seamen is ejaculated quite violently across a great distance, often leads to bloobies .

Oh man i just splurged in my eye!

by Mateus June 17, 2006

splurge

More than a brain-fart, a complete meltdown of the brain, especially when achieved in front of other people, who will note it. Particularly prominent in South Pasadena, and well, the world.

Also can be used as a noun for someone who constantly achieves this mental reatardation.

That girl was giving the answer to the teacher and nobody knew what she was talking about. Even the teacher laughed. She was mad SPLURG-ing.

David Suh is such a SPLURGE.

by South Pasadena Resident September 15, 2005

splurge

bust a nut

shut up before i splurge on your face, bitch!

by god October 25, 2003

Splurge

The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.

"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"

SPLURGE!

by angrysplurge July 9, 2009

splurg

The opposite to both "Yes" and "No".

"Can I have a pancake?"
"Splurg"

by Fernando Martinez March 18, 2004

Splurge

An evil indulgence causing bank accounts to suffer.

ha i was right kristen

To splurge is evil to bank accounts.

by fruity April 22, 2006