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splunk

not the act of cave exploring, actually the noise of a big terd hitting the water in the toilet. these terds usually clog it
Damn my terd was so huge it felt like it was leavin me sideways! i knew it was huge when i heard it splunk
by Cory W. November 14, 2005
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splunk

to fall onto a couch or bed in an extreemly lazy manner with little or no energy expended
After that history test friday, I just went home and splunked.
by Stevieled April 21, 2006
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splunk

Ejaculation Fluids that come out of a penis and,(or) vagina
i splunked on her face as she grabed her titties
by Noahwashere October 31, 2006
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Splunk

1.The noise an axe makes when it gets lodged into one's skull

2.A large half-ork creature who has an I.Q of 2 and is illiterate. He enjoys animals and killing things that are mean to him or to his friends. He has no sense of pain as his low intelligence has left it completely null and void. Splunk is the by product of a human father and an ork mother. He has a large family which includes his full-ork brother Kerplunk. Splunk travels with an adventuring party through the land of Galador trying to save the world. He has a huge love of animals and desires to be a "Puppyflamethrowerkitty" daddy.
Example 1:"wow that was a loud splunk my axe made"

Example 2: "Dammit Splunk why did you blow up my bar!"
by Charleston Grampen June 10, 2009
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splunk

Deviant, gay, prison-sex thang. Similar to tossing the salad. Upon completing anal sex and gizzing in the ass, a straw is used to then suck the gizz out of the ass.
Bubba enjoyed watching the new guy splunk Jed.
by ImperialFleet June 24, 2003
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splunk

To puke while having sexual intercourse.
John was so drunk yesterday that he splunked all over the mattress.
by wesdudes October 12, 2011
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splunk

A cross between a slut and a punk.
Wearing "I'm Punk" shirts, studded pink belts, pink converse shoes and admiring Avril Lavigne generally qualifies one for this category.

You may see the splunk species at your next concert. Keep a watchful eye out for them, as they can be dangerous and/or lame.
by Vee Campbell August 28, 2005
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