spespionage

This is the act of having sexual intercourse with a woman, while another guy is hiding in the closet watching/masturbating. As the individual in the closet is climaxing, he runs out, and blows his load on the womens face, and then runs out of the room, laughing hysterically.

"So the other day I was screwing my girlfriends brains out, when out of the closet jumps a complete stranger, and commits an act of spespionage."

by Andrew/Sander May 21, 2008

Splepie

Noun: The combined organ in a human body comprised of both the spleen and the penis

-In Swedish chef voice- When you hurt both your penis and your spleen you've hurt your Splepie

by Splepil_man August 25, 2013

Splelping

Splelping (Verb): Fucking a balloon animal.

Jesterious Quartzyear, CEO of Clamworks: Theah so after the carnival I joetally took all my balloon animal hoes down to my splelpcave because I've become a total splelping addict who fucks balloon animals constantly vruh.

*Splelp* *Splelp* *Splelp* That's the sound of your cock grinding between the hips of a balloon animal.

by brapsusirony February 25, 2023

spleep

Noun describing a very short sleep.

*I fell aspleep during class today.
*Have a spleep before you start work.
*I like spleeping.

by Sara, Sangah, Zenobia. May 2, 2006

spleep

random outburst of undefined words or blabbering at the mouth.

"bluepibiggle!" spleeped johnny

by big DD March 8, 2008

Spleep

When a Veronica is being a Veronica, she's a spleep.

Hey, what are you doing?
"Sitting around being a Spleep"

by W3zlaque February 26, 2019

spleep

random outburst of sound and words making no sense

did you seriously just "spleep" at me?! or no "spleeping" in the classroom

by skyler 786959403 August 25, 2008