Sphinctphony

Musical sounds coming from the anus region.

Wow, did you hear that sphinctphony?

by Dansi December 12, 2008

sphinctologist

One who study's Sphintology, the branch of mathematics which studies the properties and relations of garlic knots, Schrödinger's cat, and spindle fibers.

"What the hell kind of math is he doing on the board?" -Virgin nonstudier of sphinctology

"He's finding the inverse function of garlic knots per spindle fiber you fucking moron." -Alpha sphinctologist

by TeddyG420 February 10, 2023

sphinctor boy

A person, usually a dude, who has never had anyone tell them that they aren't funny. They continually spit out little jokes in any converstion, regardless of who they may be interrupting, as long as they get a few laughs. What happens when they don't get laughs? They're up and running in a matter of seconds to try to make up for it... To fix a sphinctor boy, just wait until he has one of those "rare" jokes where nobody chuckles, then call him out and embarrass him in front of whoever is around. This can fetch varied results, but usually shuts the person up for 3 to 5 days. Sphinctor boys are becoming more and more abundant, and it's becoming harder to pick them out by how they look. Be sure that you give potential sphinctor boys three strikes, because lets face it, everyone gets excited sometimes. After that, though, they are fair game for a good old fashioned shut the fuck up.

Teacher/Professor: Ok class, today kicks off the first day of our American history chapter. (Sphinctor boy, we'll say Chad..) Chad, take that hat off please.

Chad (Sphinctor boy): Hey guys, look! It's me, Uncle Sam! And I WANT YOU!!! Hahaha, get it? I WANT YOU!!!...it's what Uncle Sam says!! Good times...good times....

Girl who feels awkward so she giggles: hehehe

by Chad??? September 20, 2007

Sphincting

This is the act of pulling a chick's (or a dude's, if you're into that kinda thing) sphincter out of her bunghole after a session of dangerous, sloppy butt sex. After a chick has been spincted, she'll have to wear Depends, for sure.

SPHINCTING...
"Wanda, why are you wearing an adult diaper?"
"Cuz some dude jumped me from behind and sphincted the shit outta me!"

"Man, it sure smells like shit in here!"
"That's me. I got sphincted last night, and now there's no difference between a deuce and a fart."

by David Isaacs and David McCracken, Mayors of... April 14, 2008

Sphincronised

To have synchronised shits with a friend

After he took his bowl prep, I found we were Sphincronised! I even had 3 shits before breakfast.

by Possumkiller October 16, 2025

sphincternoodle

Double whammy def: used as a NICE word to describe someone who gets easily annoyed, and/or usually behaves like a complete ahole. Or, it could be used to describe the act of someone being annoyed.

J: oh, that Tom is such a sphincternoodle.
C: yeah, he's got his sphincternoodle all in a twist.

by CJMO November 10, 2008

sphincterous

To behave or act like an asshole; asshole-like.

That was mighty sphincterous of you, dickhead.

by Funk & Wagnal August 18, 2009